It was such a fun night celebrating both Christmas and New Year 2012 with the Vodka Boys!

Despite the fact that we were late when we arrived (around 1:00AM!), partying with friends is fun and will always be!

Anyway, during the party, I’ve said a couple of lines about Miss Gay beauty pageant intros. I heard a lot years ago. Some are just simple, while some are pretty complex that I don’t even understand anymore.

So let me cut it short as I greet a pleasant new year for 2012, here’s some funny pageant introductions if you want to represent a certain country, whether it be Miss Gay, or Miss Gay lotto.

I’ll start with the popular lines first:

• Gutom ako, gutom kayo, gutom tayong lahat… HUNGARY!
• Baha doon, baha dito, baha sa buong mundo… BAHAMAS!
• Malay mo, malay ko, malay niya, malay nating lahat… MALAYSIA!
• Hindi sa akin, hindi sa ‘yo. Kanino sya?… KENYA!
• Ako ay bonggang-bongga, Walang kasing bongga, from… TONGA!
• Sing kana, sing ka pa, ilabas na ang Magic Sing… SINGAPORE!

Here’s some standards:

• Harutan, Laplapan, Ariputan…JAPAN!
• Amnesia, Anesthesia…INDONESIA!
• Antagal-tagal naman…PORTUGAL!
• Palagi na lang ako…ako…ako…MONACO!
• Anna Karenina, Flor De Luna… ARGENTINA!
• Mula sa bansa na unang nagpauso ng po, opo, at mano po… POLAND!
• Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh…! CHILE!
• (Acting as Mongoloid) Eeehhh aaahhhh… MONGOLIA!
• Olah, viola, kaserola, tinola, saranggola, arinola ni lola… VENEZUELA!
• One way, two way, there’s no other way…NORWAY!
• Boom! Kabum! Kablam!…AFGHANISTAN!
• Bratatatatatatatatat… IRAQ!

Let’s count:

• Singaone, Singatwo, Singathree… SINGAPORE!
• Taifour, Taithree, Taitwo… TAIWAN!

And here are some that really cracked me up:

• King Kong, Kangkong, Korikong, Donkey Kong… HONGKONG!
• Lumaban ka. Puro ka satsat, puro ka… PANAMA!
• Tama ako, tama ka, tama tayong lahat pero sya… MALAYSIA!
• Move over Lutong Bahay…Here comes Lutong… MACAU!
• Seduce me… I’m not Amy Perez, I’m Amy… AUSTRIA!
• Ako po ang nawawalang kapatid ni Majah Salvador at Phillip Salvador… EL SALVADOR!
• Tang ina mo wag kang pasaway… PARAGUAY!
• Aray ko po, aray ko po, wag nyo po akong saktan… KAZAKHSTAN!
• Ako po ay maganda, saksakan ng ganda. Putang ina ang ganda from… UGANDA!
• EDSA, Ayala, Buendia… ESPAÑA!
• Ana Roces, Romnick Sarmienta, Jeffrey Santos… LAOS!
• Gaano man kalinaw mata mo, hindi mo mahahanap ang bansa ko… TUVALU!
• Parang Spam, Brick Ham, at Chinese Ham. Ako ay malinamnam… VIETNAM!
• Feel mo, feel nya, feel nating lahat… PHILIPPINES!

And finally, my favorites:

• One little, Two little, Three little…INDIA!
• Saan kayo pupunta? Sandali lang, wag nyo akong iwan… KUWAIT!
• Ayoko nang kumain. Wala na akong… GHANA!
• Saan ang gimik? Sa Greenbelt, Shangri-La, Megamall o sa Glorietta? Hindi… SAMOA!

Got more to add? Comment up! And who knows, when you use one of these lines, you might actually…

Happy New Year!